This is an open blog to talk about cheap ass plastic santas,and how you got skrewed for Christmas,when you were a kid and or how you got f-cked by the Brady Lake Village officials not in a way that felt good.
What the hell's wrong with this picture ?
They never pay over 10 bucks for a cheap ass plastic santa.
Monday, July 11, 2011
Plastic Santas for everyone.
It's about that time of year,to lite up your cheap ass plastic santas,if you have them. If you would like to see all the Brady Lake Village (BLV) blog sites just click on the picture of the Mustang to the right of these comments.
64 comments:
Santa lover.
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Where's a good place to get plastic santas,this time of year ? I love them too.
When are those cheap ass plastic santas on that porch on Lakeview Drive,going to be lit up ? Weren't they originally for Christmas in July of last year ?
Santa Lover, July 11-This is the best time of the year to get cheap ass plastic Santas because it's July! We find them at flea markets and yard sales. They're very reasonable at this time of the year. Have fun shopping!
Since this is a new Blog Site we're going to talk about any and everything. Most everybody loves Christmas thus Christmas in July-it would be nice to have that Christmas feeling all year round. So this is a site to talk about whatever you want, a happy event in your life or a not so happy one, your day, good or bad, government (everybody has a problem with them), your kids, your spouse, your lover, etc. so, go ahead express yourself, that always helps. And Merry Christmas in July!
Hey red nosed Laker, I'm pretty sure Rudolph won't piss on your tires anymore because I showed him a brand new Peterbuilt with lots and lots of tires and all of the reindeer fit inside along with Santa and it's refrigerated just like the North Pole! He said he's sorry 'bout your tires! He'll bring you two lumps of coal for Christmas this year!
Hey Anonymous 6:04 PM, There's no self respecting reindeer,named Rudolph,that will get inside anything,that was built by a PETER. Now,if it was built by a PUSSY,that could be a different story. I have a friend that just put his order in for a brand new Pussybuilt,with furry tires. As far as Christmas and the coal goes. 1 lump or 2,will be fine.
Hey Krazy Person, Forget the lumps of coal, what you're going to get is a brick in the head! But not to worry, it was thrown with much love! I hope your friend's new truck is a nice ride!
Leave it to Clarence, better known as Lumpy.
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Santa's Special Friend 9:20 AM,sounds like he or she might be spending a little too much time on Santa's Lap. Maybe the lumps aren't coal,but old lumps from the drinking days,or they could be lumps in someone's pants.
O K, tonites the nite, no matter what, we're lightin' em up! Buddy makes a great poster dog, I'd give him anything he wants for Christmas or anytime! He sure is a little camera hammie, isn't he? PS-Ignatz wuvs u back!
Hey Mrs. Santa 3:16 PM, How do you put up with all those little f-in elves running all over the place,with those little goofy shoes ? The elves look like they would be a real pain in the old candy-cane ? Are they worth a shit at making cookies,or,cleaning a litter box ? It's also about time to lite up those cheap ass plastic santas,or,put them away. You know how the clerk gang feels about Christmas in July.(bah-hum-clerk,no pets for us)
Bravo, Boyle-You made my night-it was a treat to see cheap ass plastic Santa's and Christmas lights on an extremely hot night in July. Kinda made me realize that there is hope yet not only for BLV but for everything! I think that the village idiots must have considered doing something about the Santa's since Holland and Giggles were in front of your house taking pictures but they knew better!
Hey Anonymous 7/17/11-9:02 AM, I wonder what kind of cheap ass ordinance the BLV idiot officials,led by Clerky,and Teddy, could come up with ? It sure seems ODD you never see any christmas decorations up at Clerky or Teddy's house. Clerky is too busy counting her village pay,and Teddy is too busy listening to his police scanner. ANY-ways, Merry Cheap Ass Platic Santa,to all.
Santa with his hand gesture is saying "HE-L-L-L-OH-OH-Brady Lake Clerk Gang and Kinneylaw People"! He said he doesn't think that he will be stopping by their houses this year. I tried to tell him they couldn't help it but he said he didn't care. (Just like they do with us Residents and Taxpayers).
Are you strange people on Lakeview Drive,with the santas,trying to tell the clerk gang something,with santa's hand gesture,and giving the pink bird to Wide Load ?
Thanks for the Christmas Spirit, Christmas in July. Wow! It is probably one of the nicest things that has happened in the village in years! And, it is truly appreciated! Thanks!
I wonder where the real Santa is today, probably in the North Pole with lots and lots of snow and cold. How wonderful! Does Air Tran fly there! Can Buddy L go with me, he doesn't like hot wheater either.
Sometimes you feel like a nut,sometimes you don't.
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Hey, Don't give up the Peenuts 11:06 AM,
Thanks for thinking about my nuts,and I already have a nut scrubber. I'll bet your glad my nuts are OK. The last time I talked to Santa about my nuts,the dip-shit acted like he didn't give an elf. I guess I should have talked to Mrs.Santa.
Good morning all! Everybody says I have big ears, but I don't care. I love my new home and I especially love those cheap ass plastic Santas! I wish everyone had some, it would be great to see more at this time of the year and of course, at Christmastime. Maybe the Nemeth's and Giggles and her man will have some Christmas Spirit and decorations this year. They should be very happy, that is if they had any sense at all! Becoming part of Franklin Township would be a great Christmas present for all of us! What a wonderful world that would be!
No Bar Exam For Me-I Don't Think I Need One!
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Do you mean to tell me that since the village idiots have used all of our tax money, ruined a perfectly good field and playground with a gas well for their own warmth (village hall) where nobody of any worth while opinion attends meetings, sold trees probably over 100 years old, getting ready to destroy a possible Indian Burial Site, are now getting into Santa's pockets? Why, that is just entirely, totally, undenialably, and intolorably, inexcusable, and without any question what so ever D-E-E-E-S-S-S-PICK-ABLE! Only in thieir case, it should probably be spelled des-pic-a-bull!
I did find chicken dinner and lots of kool kitty stuff in my new home. Plus I have one dog and five kitty siblings now. I absolutely love my new home. I'm staying! I'm not sure where I came from but I've heard about a strange gang in Brady Lake (shere I live now), I've heard that they destroy nice things and they don't feel that they have to share with the outsiders (they outsiders being the residents and taxpayers of BLV), but they do! Someday they will learn how to share or just go off into the sunset. Any, I'm safe inside my new home and I'm never going outside again! Have a good day everybody! I hope that your life is as good as mine!
Good to see the picture of the kids at Christmastime, they look happy. The home on Lakeview with the Cristmas lights on looks like a happy place too! I wish that it could be like Christmas everyday for everyone! Maybe we could all work on that!
Love Buddy L's new disguise-Snoop E Buddy L, what a guy! And you, Dan, either you were having a Hoe Hoe good time or you were in the sauce. My bet, knowing you, would be a "Ho, Hoe, Ho good time, you being you and all! Merry every day! Keep the Christmas Spirit alive always, never give that up!
With all the things going on in the world, the corruption in government, the selfishness and greed of some, the weather, and now the earthquake-wow, pretty depressing! However when I look at the Christmas on the porch on Lakeview, all the bad things in the world just seem to go away for awhile. Thanks, and God Bless us all!
Glad to hear you say that,because it looks like that Sis Archer keeps on getting involved in those dumb-ass pictures. They're little,but they mean alot.
I Love The New Cheap Ass Plastic Moose Too!
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Sis dosen't mean to get into all those pictures, it just seems to happen! Seems she just gets in the way of the Shutter Bug, but she loves that big ole' bug!
If I saw Sis driving down Lakeview in that Cheap Ass Plastic Santa Finder,I'd give her both sides of the road. Kind'a like you do when BLV employee Allen Mathes is driving his bob-cat on Merrill Road.
I'll race the Cheap Ass Plastic Santa Finder against the Mustang anytime (but you have to give me a fourteen mile head start)! I'm gonna beat the I'm not quite sure what out of you! Yo-liddle-ole'ladie-whoooo!
Just a little update on Elvis the Pussy. We think he's a he, he's as ornery as cat shit, he terrorizes the other cats and is afraid of nothing! Buddy L idolizes him but is still a little rough and wants to carry him around. Someone asked Dan if there was something wrong with Elvis (looking at one of his pictures) and the answer is "yes", there is a lot wrong with him but he is muched loved here.
I don't know who Dan thinks he's fooling but he bribed me to pose in that Penguin contraption and...........that Gorilla Guy was very nice and...........I didn't know that it was a matress sale until I saw the picture and........yes, I will get even with him (just when he least expects it)!
Oh yah! I love it! I knew exactly where that brick was and there are more. And.....I'm a thinkin' "Can Anyone Make Problems For The Village Idiots", yes we can! And so can anyone who has had any dealings with them because there is a little thing called "just cause" and that's on our side, we all have plenty of that! Good job Krazy Kat! Glad you caught the brick! PS-Knock Off said hey and he's outside the box now!
The new Cheap Ass Plastic Santas are great, they fit right in with the many, many others. The only problem is that Elvis The Pussy is attacking them. He attacks everything. Nothing is safe! The other cats just kind of lay on him and try to calm him down. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. He is growing, healthy, and very bad! I don't think that he'll get anything for Christmas this year.
Just a few days till Christmas now. I have resigned myself to the fact that I will never be ready for Christmas. There is always a little more that I'd like to do or one more gift I would like to buy for someone. But, I have also resigned myself to the fact that Christmas is not about the gifts or the tree, or the cookies. It is a time to be together and be with loved ones and really realize how blessed we are, in all things. Merry Christmas to everybody and I hope that you are as blessed as we are!
Merry Christmas Everybody! We hope that everyone is happy and healthy at Christmas and in the New Year! PS-If you don't get what you want for Christmas-wait until the economy straightens up!
Elvis The Pussy And The Five Other Cats and Buddy L
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Happy New Year everyone! I hope Santa brought you what you wanted. That includes the village officials too. I hope Santa brought them the gift of knowing right from wrong and caring about others before themselves!
64 comments:
Where's a good place to get plastic santas,this time of year ? I love them too.
When are those cheap ass plastic santas on that porch on Lakeview Drive,going to be lit up ? Weren't they originally for Christmas in July of last year ?
Are you plastic santa ass holes,going to lite'um up or what ?
Santa Lover, July 11-This is the best time of the year to get cheap ass plastic Santas because it's July! We find them at flea markets and yard sales. They're very reasonable at this time of the year. Have fun shopping!
Since this is a new Blog Site we're going to talk about any and everything.
Most everybody loves Christmas thus Christmas in July-it would be nice to have that Christmas feeling all year round.
So this is a site to talk about whatever you want, a happy event in your life or a not so happy one, your day, good or bad, government (everybody has a problem with them), your kids, your spouse, your lover, etc. so, go ahead express yourself, that always helps.
And Merry Christmas in July!
What's for Christmas for me ?
A lump of coal,or a lump on your head !
Does Santa really drive a white Mustang with Blue stripes?
Hey Anonymous 4:38 PM,
No Santa does not,the reindeer wont' fit in the trunk,plus Rudolph keeps pissing on the tires.
Hey red nosed Laker, I'm pretty sure Rudolph won't piss on your tires anymore because I showed him a brand new Peterbuilt with lots and lots of tires and all of the reindeer fit inside along with Santa and it's refrigerated just like the North Pole! He said he's sorry 'bout your tires! He'll bring you two lumps of coal for Christmas this year!
Hey Anonymous 6:04 PM,
There's no self respecting reindeer,named Rudolph,that will get inside anything,that was built by a PETER.
Now,if it was built by a PUSSY,that could be a different story. I have a friend that just put his order in for a brand new Pussybuilt,with furry tires.
As far as Christmas and the coal goes.
1 lump or 2,will be fine.
Hey Krazy Person, Forget the lumps of coal, what you're going to get is a brick in the head! But not to worry, it was thrown with much love!
I hope your friend's new truck is a nice ride!
Santa's Special Friend 9:20 AM,sounds like he or she might be spending a little too much time on Santa's Lap. Maybe the lumps aren't coal,but old lumps from the drinking days,or they could be lumps in someone's pants.
Lite'em up already !
O K, tonites the nite, no matter what, we're lightin' em up!
Buddy makes a great poster dog, I'd give him anything he wants for Christmas or anytime!
He sure is a little camera hammie, isn't he?
PS-Ignatz wuvs u back!
Hey Mrs. Santa 3:16 PM,
How do you put up with all those little f-in elves running all over the place,with those little goofy shoes ?
The elves look like they would be a real pain in the old candy-cane ? Are they worth a shit at making cookies,or,cleaning a litter box ? It's also about time to lite up those cheap ass plastic santas,or,put them away.
You know how the clerk gang feels about Christmas in July.(bah-hum-clerk,no pets for us)
PS-where's my brick when I need it ?
Nice cheap ass plastic santa pictures,EH ? If that don't piss off the BLV idiot officials nothing will.
Bravo, Boyle-You made my night-it was a treat to see cheap ass plastic Santa's and Christmas lights on an extremely hot night in July.
Kinda made me realize that there is hope yet not only for BLV but for everything!
I think that the village idiots must have considered doing something about the Santa's since Holland and Giggles were in front of your house taking pictures but they knew better!
Hey Anonymous 7/17/11-9:02 AM,
I wonder what kind of cheap ass ordinance the BLV idiot officials,led by Clerky,and Teddy, could come up with ?
It sure seems ODD you never see any christmas decorations up at Clerky or Teddy's house.
Clerky is too busy counting her village pay,and Teddy is too busy listening to his police scanner.
ANY-ways,
Merry Cheap Ass Platic Santa,to all.
Here's the s for Platic.
Santa with his hand gesture is saying "HE-L-L-L-OH-OH-Brady Lake Clerk Gang and Kinneylaw People"!
He said he doesn't think that he will be stopping by their houses this year.
I tried to tell him they couldn't help it but he said he didn't care. (Just like they do with us Residents and Taxpayers).
Are you strange people on Lakeview Drive,with the santas,trying to tell the clerk gang something,with santa's hand gesture,and giving the pink bird to Wide Load ?
Thanks for the Christmas Spirit, Christmas in July. Wow! It is probably one of the nicest things that has happened in the village in years! And, it is truly appreciated! Thanks!
I heard the people who live in the cheap ass plastic santa house,on Lakeview,have more cheap ass plastic santas than they are showing ?
Let's see what 'cha got Big Boy!
Hey,what's the deal with the green eye on Buddy L ? He looks like Super Dog,ready to fight the clerk gang at any moment.
I wonder where the real Santa is today, probably in the North Pole with lots and lots of snow and cold. How wonderful! Does Air Tran fly there! Can Buddy L go with me, he doesn't like hot wheater either.
Hey I'm Melting 11:43 AM,
You might want to look in your basement,where it's cool. Santas have been known to lurk there,and under beds,if the AC's on.
You're right, I found Santa under my bed the other morning! I'll try to take your advise more often. I'm better now!
Hey,Sorry About Your Candy Bars 10:11 AM,
The real problem with the melted candy bars,was the nuts,they got YUCKY.
So,I washed them off,and they seem to be OK.
Wow, Plain or peenut! You poor little thing. Maybe Santa will bring you a nut scrubber this year.
I'm glad your nuts are O K though!
Hey,
Don't give up the Peenuts 11:06 AM,
Thanks for thinking about my nuts,and I already have a nut scrubber. I'll bet your glad my nuts are OK.
The last time I talked to Santa about my nuts,the dip-shit acted like he didn't give an elf. I guess I should have talked to Mrs.Santa.
Ho,Hoe,Ho,
And what can Santa bring you little girl ?
I see the cheap ass plastic santas,have been replaced with a cheap ass Elvis.
What the hell is on the pickle woman's head ? Is it a bowl full of pickle juice,or just boy scout fingers ?
Can you get Elvis the Pussy to wear Buddy L's hat ?
Good morning all! Everybody says I have big ears, but I don't care. I love my new home and I especially love those cheap ass plastic Santas! I wish everyone had some, it would be great to see more at this time of the year and of course, at Christmastime.
Maybe the Nemeth's and Giggles and her man will have some Christmas Spirit and decorations this year. They should be very happy, that is if they had any sense at all!
Becoming part of Franklin Township would be a great Christmas present for all of us!
What a wonderful world that would be!
Do you mean to tell me that since the village idiots have used all of our tax money, ruined a perfectly good field and playground with a gas well for their own warmth (village hall) where nobody of any worth while opinion attends meetings, sold trees probably over 100 years old, getting ready to destroy a possible Indian Burial Site, are now getting into Santa's pockets?
Why, that is just entirely, totally, undenialably, and intolorably, inexcusable, and without any question what so ever D-E-E-E-S-S-S-PICK-ABLE!
Only in thieir case, it should probably be spelled des-pic-a-bull!
I did find chicken dinner and lots of kool kitty stuff in my new home. Plus I have one dog and five kitty siblings now. I absolutely love my new home. I'm staying!
I'm not sure where I came from but I've heard about a strange gang in Brady Lake (shere I live now), I've heard that they destroy nice things and they don't feel that they have to share with the outsiders (they outsiders being the residents and taxpayers of BLV), but they do!
Someday they will learn how to share or just go off into the sunset.
Any, I'm safe inside my new home and I'm never going outside again!
Have a good day everybody! I hope that your life is as good as mine!
You think think Shit For Brains Sherlock and Crazy Grizzly Mathes are bad-wait till my elfs, sprites, and reindeer go after your ass Boyle!
Hey Santa, I sure could use a little of that Christmas Spirit. I'm a mess!
Ho,Hoe,Ho my little Elf in need.
Just sit on Santa's lap a tell him all about it. Maybe you need an old-fashioned cheap ass plastic santa,nite out ?
Okay Santa.
Good to see the picture of the kids at Christmastime, they look happy.
The home on Lakeview with the Cristmas lights on looks like a happy place too!
I wish that it could be like Christmas everyday for everyone!
Maybe we could all work on that!
Love Buddy L's new disguise-Snoop E Buddy L, what a guy!
And you, Dan, either you were having a Hoe Hoe good time or you were in the sauce. My bet, knowing you, would be a "Ho, Hoe, Ho good time, you being you and all!
Merry every day! Keep the Christmas Spirit alive always, never give that up!
With all the things going on in the world, the corruption in government, the selfishness and greed of some, the weather, and now the earthquake-wow, pretty depressing!
However when I look at the Christmas on the porch on Lakeview, all the bad things in the world just seem to go away for awhile.
Thanks, and God Bless us all!
Hey Little Things Mean A Lot 5:25 PM,
Glad to hear you say that,because it looks like that Sis Archer keeps on getting involved in those dumb-ass pictures. They're little,but they mean alot.
Sis dosen't mean to get into all those pictures, it just seems to happen!
Seems she just gets in the way of the Shutter Bug, but she loves that big ole' bug!
If I saw Sis driving down Lakeview in that Cheap Ass Plastic Santa Finder,I'd give her both sides of the road.
Kind'a like you do when BLV employee Allen Mathes is driving his bob-cat on Merrill Road.
I'll race the Cheap Ass Plastic Santa Finder against the Mustang anytime (but you have to give me a fourteen mile head start)!
I'm gonna beat the I'm not quite sure what out of you! Yo-liddle-ole'ladie-whoooo!
Just a little update on Elvis the Pussy. We think he's a he, he's as ornery as cat shit, he terrorizes the other cats and is afraid of nothing!
Buddy L idolizes him but is still a little rough and wants to carry him around.
Someone asked Dan if there was something wrong with Elvis (looking at one of his pictures) and the answer is "yes", there is a lot wrong with him but he is muched loved here.
Krazy Kat, where are you? I'm out of bricks, honest!
I don't know who Dan thinks he's fooling but he bribed me to pose in that Penguin contraption and...........that Gorilla Guy was very nice and...........I didn't know that it was a matress sale until I saw the picture and........yes, I will get even with him (just when he least expects it)!
Bribed you with what,that christmas kielbasa ?
Oh yah! I love it! I knew exactly where that brick was and there are more. And.....I'm a thinkin' "Can Anyone Make Problems For The Village Idiots", yes we can! And so can anyone who has had any dealings with them because there is a little thing called "just cause" and that's on our side, we all have plenty of that!
Good job Krazy Kat! Glad you caught the brick!
PS-Knock Off said hey and he's outside the box now!
Nice new santa,why is his bulb brighter than the rest? Is he special?
Yes, the new Santa is special ed, (kind of like Elvis the Pussy) but we love him just as much as the others!
The new Cheap Ass Plastic Santas are great, they fit right in with the many, many others.
The only problem is that Elvis The Pussy is attacking them. He attacks everything. Nothing is safe!
The other cats just kind of lay on him and try to calm him down. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.
He is growing, healthy, and very bad!
I don't think that he'll get anything for Christmas this year.
Just a few days till Christmas now. I have resigned myself to the fact that I will never be ready for Christmas.
There is always a little more that I'd like to do or one more gift I would like to buy for someone.
But, I have also resigned myself to the fact that Christmas is not about the gifts or the tree, or the cookies.
It is a time to be together and be with loved ones and really realize how blessed we are, in all things.
Merry Christmas to everybody and I hope that you are as blessed as we are!
Merry Christmas Everybody!
We hope that everyone is happy and healthy at Christmas and in the New Year!
PS-If you don't get what you want for Christmas-wait until the economy straightens up!
Happy New Year everyone!
I hope Santa brought you what you wanted.
That includes the village officials too.
I hope Santa brought them the gift of knowing right from wrong and caring about others before themselves!
Here's a new word for you Santa-Joyho!
See what you can do with it.
Hey Ignatz,
That's my girl friends name !
That's why Santa's always happy.
I luvs u Santa!
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